apa jadah la.

hari hari pun baca quote , lelaki must do this, lelaki must do that. guy must understand girl when she said no mean yes bla bla bla. but men have heart too. we need someone to understand us .

it applies both ways. ingat apa? laki takda hati?

koh samui day 1

Koh tao

In koh tao on the second day. Lepas sampai sini baru tau , koh means island. So dari first day tu aku kat pulau. I tot koh samui was like krabi, pantai di darat. Epic fail. On the second day, we took 2 hours boat from koh samui to a much smaller island and far far away from the main land, koh tao. A beautiful place, lots of dogs, and porks. Pork are everywhere in the menu.

After check in at boh thong resort, which was 1500 baht per night, we manage to hire a boat taxi at 600 baht to heaven, koh nangyuen. A much smaller koh than koh tao and koh samui. A great view and beautiful water. Sumpah lawa bai. Tapi the trip atas sampan to koh nangyuen tu memang bertaruh nyawa . Sampan kecik with no life jacket and ombak tinggi nak mampus. Kalau dapat tunjuk muka rewan masa tu, memang priceless. Haha

So, dah 3rd day, were going back to koh samui . Boat at 3 and baru habis breakfast at simple life restaurant. Breakfast buffet for 150 baht perperson. Lots andd lots of pork again. Haha

Untill next time xoxo.

Koh samui day 1

Currently in koh samui , thailand. Bercuti random dengan random people, rewan and kusha(tengku sharmizi). First day gamble tak book hotel and kena tahan di airport, imigresen tak lepas sebab tak book hotel. Haram. Had auntie anne's for dinner and book boat tickets to koh tao tomorrow morning. Jadi esok se awal subuh naik boat to koh tao and stay a night there.

Tadi tanya tiger show, makcik tourism tu kasi pamplet safari. T_T haha.
Till then.
Xoxo

sentap bak hang

ha sentap jgn tak sentap.
sentap bila mamat nigger tweet rakyat malaysia 50% tak reti berbahasa english tapi boleh sing along. lepas tu sentap sangat sehingga maki-maki ni negro ni dengan bahasa inggeris tahap longkang yang basic grammar pun salah. malu sungguh. walaupun nelly pesan, bangga lah dengan adat dan bahasa bangsa, bukan bahasa kepunyaan negara lain. tapi you still dont get it . marah lagi dengan english lintang pukang. kelakar bak hang. nampak bodoh sangat. diam-diam dah.


sentap lagi harini bila dalam surat khabar kosmo cakap, pengikut emo minum darah. come on lah wartawan. cum on my face. siapa lah nak menghisap darah yang tak sesedap sirap ais ni. banyak lagi orang meniaga air kat luar-luar stadium, kedai mamak bawah MCPA hall pun jual air siap maggie goreng.

diorang ni, tengok darah pun menangis. ni nak minum darah. dulu-dulu cerita pasal orang pergi gig black metal bawa kambing hitam. mana lah nak tambat kambing tu. orang jaga tiket pun tak bagi bawa kucing ataupun hamster, apatah lagi kambing. ular maybe lah lepas, sebab dulu fynn jamal selalu bawa anak ular sawa dia pergi gig lepas tu bagi can kat kawan-kawan suapkan tikus putih untuk ular dia makan tengahari.

Sudah terjatuh, terhantuk pula,

Malu nak cerita, tapi nak malu kenapa. Kalau abang abang cute mcm i, kita kena ada confident level yang tinggi.
Oh ye, sehubungan dengan eksiden tempoh hari, kaki i injured. Terseliuh , bengkak di buku lali.
I rasa buku lali i sekarang lagi besar dari sebahagian besar dada yuols. Tapi macam potong , sebab buku lali i terpelecot masa turun tow truck di balai polis jalan bandar.

Sakit nya macam nak terpiryed.
Aduyai pun. Ok lah, i nak pergi klinik minta mc 2 hari.

Bye. Xoxo

Dugaan sandwich

Sandwich manusia sedap, sandwich roti pun sedap, namun sandwich kereta tak sedap langsung. Pening kepala. Semalam, kat setapak tgh2 berhenti kt lmpu merah , seorang amoi yang samdol laju je dgn harrier dia balun kereta blkg aku, ia pula menyodom aku dr blkg dan aku pula menyodom kereta hadapan . ha pening kepala kan? Haaa

Slamat hari raya