nama kereta you apa?

i ada kawan ,
satu hari i tanya,

i :u buat apa?

her: i mandikan jennifer.

i :owh, kucing u nama jennifer ke?

her: tak lah, my car.

hehehe. and she's serious about it.

kemudian dia cakap.
her :you should give name to your car.

i: i already did.

her: apa nama kereta you?

i: his name is dick.

her: haha ok. not cute

i: so, wanna take a ride on my black dick ? (kereta i color hitam)

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  2. haha.
    mesti dlm hati ko kata
    "in your face".
    hebat.
    ak tataw nak namakan kereta aku apa. anal maybe?

    get inside my anal and shut up.
    haha

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  3. Wah, kebarangkalian entry ini buat mata2 yang membaca tiba2 teransang. Tapi yang bestnya boleh layann sebab bukan bulan pose. Sounds so cool babeh!

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  4. hahahahhahahaha.

    i mean i would love to.

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